Slow Cooked Pork Shoulder Ribs over Creamy Polenta

My whole plan for this lazy Sunday was to slow cook some chicken, but when I got to the grocery store I found some pork shoulder ribs on sale. I’ve never cooked this type of meat before and I thought I should give it a try.

After a few Google searches for slow cooked pork shoulder ribs, I decided on this one from DadCooksDinner.com. This sounded easy, delicious, and I happened to have all the ingredients already. I used this fellow’s recipe for his BBQ dry rub and his BBQ sauce, but with the sauce I added some liquid smoke and a dollop of Dijon mustard.

My pork shoulder ribs looked wider than the ones in his recipe and I was only able to squeeze three ribs in the bottom of the Crock Pot, which was a perfect serving for my husband and me (and lunch tomorrow). I’m sure you could stack the ribs in the Crock Pot if you were feeding more. I also used more than 1 teaspoon of the dry rub. I didn’t measure; I just coated the ribs on both sides.

Although this was a BBQ-style dish, I just knew the juices from the ribs would be scrumptious over creamy polenta, so I made some of that too. The pork was falling off the bone and super flavorful. I will definitely be making this dish a staple in our household.

Here’s how you can make it.

Ingredients:

DadCooksDinner.com’s dry BBQ rub

DadCooksDinner.com’s BBQ sauce, or BBQ sauce of your choice

2.5-3 lbs. pork shoulder ribs

kosher salt

2 cups water, divided

2.5 cups chicken stock

1 cup dry polenta, or cornmeal

1/2 cup parmesan cheese, grated

1/4 cup half and half

salt and pepper

 

Directions:

Coat both sides of your ribs with kosher salt and spice rub and place the ribs in your slow cooker. Pour 1/2 cup of water into the cooker, cover, and cook on low for 6 hours or so. Add 1/2 cup of BBQ sauce and cook another hour. I turned my slow cooker to high for the last hour, but I’m sure it doesn’t make a big difference.

When you have 45 minutes left on the meat, start boiling the chicken stock in a large saucepan. In a bowl, combine the polenta with 1.5 cups of water. When the stock is boiling, slowly add the polenta sludge and stir constantly until it’s smooth. Turn heat to medium low, cover and cook for 40 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes or so. If polenta is getting too thick, add a couple of tablespoons of stock. Turn off the heat, add cheese, half and half, and salt and pepper to taste. Set aside while finishing up the meat.

Transfer the ribs to a serving platter. Pour the juices into a measuring cup and remove as much fat as possible with a ladle. Reserve 1/2 cup of the juice and add 1/2 cup of BBQ sauce to it.

Serve the ribs on a big dollop of polenta and smother it all in sauce. Green beans make a great side.

 

The Best Damn Roast Potatoes Ever

My dad makes the best roast potatoes — ever. Hands down. They are crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. They are salty and smokey and buttery. And there is a simple secret to making them.

I apologize for the photo. These were so good I forgot to snap a photo until there were only a few left.

Ingredients:

6-8 medium yukon gold potatoes

2 tbs. butter (or if you have duck or goose fat, use a combo)

salt and pepper to taste

smoked paprika to taste

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Cut the potatoes in half lengthwise so the halves are shallow (if that makes sense). Place potatoes on a plate and microwave for 4 minutes. Turn potatoes over and microwave another 4 minutes. Place potatoes into a baking dish and coat with butter and duck/goose fat (if you have it). Add salt, pepper and paprika to taste. I go heavy on the paprika. It’s absolutely amazing. Roast in the oven cut side down for 10 minutes. Flip the potatoes and bake another 10 minutes. Flip one more time and bake 5-10 minutes, or until the skins of the potatoes are all browned.

Uhhhhhhhmazing!

White Bean Salad with Basil and Heirloom Tomatoes

On my way into work yesterday morning I stopped by the local fancy grocery store for a microwave burrito. I didn’t have time to make lunch and with our tight budget I really can’t afford to buy scrumptious lunches. At the checkout lane was a special on heirloom tomatoes — you know the ones, mutant and delicious looking that Martha Stewart and Food Network chefs go ga-ga for? I’ve never been able to afford them since they are usually about $6 a pound up here in Alaska, but for some reason they were only $1.99 a pound yesterday. I went ga-ga!

I’m not used to cooking with fresh tomatoes. Good fresh tomatoes are pretty much non existent up here unless you’re willing to pay the big bucks in the summer for home grown. So when I brought home these funny tomatoes I wasn’t sure what to do with them.

I had to sleep on it, and this morning it was clear: bean salad. It’s a great lunch food because it requires no reheating and can sit at room temp for a while and still be good. In fact, it’ll probably be better since it’ll soak in the flavors of the seasonings.

 Ingredients:

1 can canellini beans, drained but not rinsed

1 medium ripe tomato, cubed

1/2 cup fresh basil, chopped

1/4 cup feta cheese, crumbled

1 tsp. dried parsley

1/2 tsp. dried oregano

1/4 tsp. garlic powder

salt and pepper to taste

2 Tbs. olive oil

2 tsp. baslamic vinegar

 

Directions:

Combine all the ingredients, wait till lunchtime to eat. Easy!

Almost Homemade Matzoh Ball Soup

After a long week of single mom-dom, my husband returned from his work trip with some sort of bad flu. So now I essentially have two babies to care for. In addition to his wearing a mask around the baby and sanitizing his hands non-stop, I’m making him drink all types of fluids.

Here’s where matzoh ball soup comes into play. Traditionally a soup eaten at Passover in the spring, this chicken broth-based dumpling soup brings me back to my childhood. I never had chicken and dumplings, but I don’t think I could love them more than matzoh balls. Light, moist and flavorful — homemade matzoh balls can’t be beat. But store bought is actually pretty damn good, but I like to dress it up a bit more so that it looks and tastes like mom’s. This soup can be enjoyed year round, since most grocery stores have a kosher section where this soup mix can be found.

Ingredients:

1 box of matzoh ball soup and mix (not just the matzoh meal)

2 eggs

1/4 cup cooking oil

2 Tbs olive oil

1 celery rib, chopped, keeping the leaves

half an onion, chopped

2 carrots, chopped

1 chicken breast, cooked and shredded

salt and pepper

 

Directions:

Whisk together the cooking oil and two eggs. Add the matzoh packet and mix well. Place in the fridge while you prepare everything else.

In a large soup pot, heat up the olive oil and add the chicken, onion, celery, carrot and salt and pepper. Cook till onions are soft, about five minutes. Add 2.5 quarts water and bring to a boil. Add the soup mix and turn down the heat.

Wet your hands and form the matzoh into walnut-sized balls and drop into the soup. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Serve to sick husband.

Baby Elf Hat — Free Pattern

This is Jack’s first Halloween. I’m not much of a Halloween person. I’m over it. I don’t need to dress like a sexy fill-in-the-blank. I’m not out to impress anyone. I was going to put forth some sort of effort with Jack since I have to address every single milestone in his tiny little life.

I dressed him up as a garden gnome, with a bib fashioned out of white felt to look like a beard and a pointy red hat. Here’s a poor-quality iPhone photo:

The hat is just too cute. I discovered after dressing him in green footie pyjamas that he also looks like an elf (no photo, unfortunately). This means the hat can double up for the holidays while I parade Jack around like the little elf child that he is.

The hat is pretty simple if you know how to knit hats. Here’s how I made it.

If you’re wanting to knit this pattern with a different needle size and different weight yarn, I am unable to adjust the pattern for you. This pattern is written for a specific needle size and yarn weight.

Materials:

1 skein worsted weight yarn

size 9 circular and double pointed needles

darning needle

Abbreviations:

CO = cast on

k1,p1 = knit 1, purl 1 ribbing

k2tog = knit two stitches together

Directions:

With your ciruclar needle, CO 64 stitches. Knit the last stitch to the first stitch making sure the stitches aren’t twisted on the needles. K1,P1 in the round for 6 rounds.

Knit regularly for 27 more rounds. Place marker at beginning of round. Decrease as follows:

k2tog, K6, repeat till end of round

k 1 round regularly

K2tog, K5, repeat till end of round

k 2 rounds regularly

K2tog, k4, repeat till end of round. Transfer stitches to double points

K 3 rounds regularly

K2tog, k3, repeat till end of round

K 3 rounds regularly

K2tog, k2, repeat till end of round

K 3 rounds regularly

K2tog, k1, repeat till end of round

K2tog, repeat till end of round

Cut yarn leaving an 8-inch tail. With a darning needle, weave in all ends. You can alter the pointyness of the hat by knitting more or fewer rounds between the decrease rounds. I like the cupie-doll look.

Hurricane Sandy Cocktail

While I’m here in Anchorage, avoiding the 24-degree chills outside, my good friends Gary and Kasandra are hunkered down in their Connecticut home, waiting for the fierce Hurricane Sandy to wreak havoc. I imagine Sandy as a middle-aged woman, possibly Roseanne sized, with a bathrobe and curlers in her hair. Also, she’s shaking a rolling pin at you.

Gary and Kasandra have taken all the necessary precautions — parked the cars in the middle of the driveway to avoid trees, secured the house and such, and now there’s nothing left to do but wait. But wait! — they can still have a good time.

May I present via long long long distance, the Hurricane Sandy.


Since they have all the time in the world, my East Coast pals are hand squeezing their juices. And since the next three days of school are cancelled, they’ve decided to clean out their liquor cabinet on this drink. Use all the booze! Better ration, buddies. You still have a lot of time.

1 oz. vodka

1/4 oz. grenadine

1 oz. gin

1 oz. light rum

1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 (wooo now it’s a party!)

1 oz. amaretto

1 oz triple sec

grapefruit juice

pineapple juice

Combine all but the juices in the order listed into a tall glass. Top with equal parts of the two juices. Garnish with tiny umbrella and drink with a bendy straw. Repeat.

Man Shirt Redo

My husband has become addicted to Pendleton. Used Pendleton plaid wool shirts. He keeps finding these beautiful shirts all over the thrift circuit and now he has a full lumberjack wardrobe.

The other day he found me a little Pendleton. Most likely it was shrunken in the wash because the tag indicates it’s a size large. The colors are beautiful, but it is such a boxy shape and pretty unflattering.

Once again my crafty mind was reeling late at night and there’s no better time than the present. I got an idea in my head and went with it.

I’ve seen around the Pinterest arena lately heart-shaped elbow patches. It’s pretty cute. I had some scraps of a cashmere sweater lying around and presto! Cute little heart elbows.

But I still wasn’t satisfied. The shirt just wasn’t wearable in my book. So I had my husband help me pin darts in the back and I basted them up. I didn’t use any kind of pattern but it turned out splendidly. Now I too can look like a lumberjack!

Chicken in Veggie Cream Sauce

I’ve been doing a lot of cooking lately. Call me domestic, no wait, call me Natasha the Nifty Housewife. I found a bunch of low-carb cookbooks at the library and I’ve been tweaking the recipes to better suit what’s in my fridge. This recipe called for jarred artichokes. That is a fancy item you’d never see in my cupboard, so I improvised the whole thing. It turned out pretty tasty.

Oh, and move over Kelly and Kasandra. My new best friend is smoked paprika. I have literally used it every day for the past two months. It goes on EVERYTHING and makes it amazing.

Serves 2

Ingredients:

2 chicken breasts, or chicken parts that you prefer

1 Tbs. butter

1 Tbs. olive oil

1 cup baby portobello mushrooms, sliced

1/2 onion, sliced

6 mini bell peppers, or one yellow bell pepper, sliced

1/2 cup white wine or chicken stock

2 Tbs rice vinegar or lemon juice

salt and pepper

1 Tbs. smoked paprika

1 zucchini, chopped

3/4 cup cream

In a heavy saucepan, heat the butter and oil and brown the chicken. Flip the chicken and add the onion and mushrooms. Season with salt, pepper and paprika. When chicken is brown, add the wine and vinegar and bring to a simmer. Turn down the heat, cover and cook for 25 minutes or until chicken is done. Add the zucchini and recover. Cook for a few more minutes till zucchini is tender. Stir in the cream and reheat, but don’t let it boil or simmer. Serve with green beans and brown rice.

Note: You could also add jarred artichokes if you’re feeling fancy.

Retro Craft: Felt + Glue = Soft Baby Book

I’ve been a crafty lady — three blog posts in one day! This craft was the result of my crafty brain not shutting off in the wee hours of the night. I started it at 11:30 p.m.

Baby Jack still isn’t into books — reading them, that is. He loves tasting them and drooling on them. I thought it would be fun to make a felt book with no particular story, since he really doesn’t care at this point. It was fun. I even got my husband involved. He proved far artsier than I, which is why I saved his page for the very end.

Felt always makes me think of crafting in the olden days — back when all I had access to were arts & crafts books from my school library where the copyright date was around 1974. It included projects with toilet paper rolls, ric rac and dried macaroni.

This project definitely brought me back.

What you’ll need:

Felt

Fabric scissors

Tacky glue or fabric glue

Darning needle

Embroidery thread

Cut your felt pages to the size you like. I used a CD. Sew them together using embroidery thread. Then cut out shapes and glue them to the pages. Let glue dry. Give to baby. Let baby drool on it and eat it. See how long book holds up. I’m giving it a few days.

Clean-out-the-fridge Stuffed Cabbage

I’m not too familiar with cooking cabbage. It wasn’t a food we ate much growing up. I love the look of red cabbage in the grocery store — gleaming and perfectly purple. I bought one yesterday and figured out what to do with it. I made yummy little cabbage rolls.

This is a great recipe because you can toss pretty much anything in it and it’ll be good. Trust me on this one. I had a little bit of tomato paste here and half of a lemon there, some celery, golden raisins, some leftover thyme from another dish. I threw it all in. I didn’t really measure anything, but I made some sort of meat stuffing and an hour and a half later I was licking my plate clean.

Here’s an approximation of what I made and how to make it.

Ingredients:

1 head of cabbage, red or green

1 pound of ground beef and/or pork

1 egg

1-ish onion, chopped

1 celery rib, chopped

1/4 cup golden raisins

1-ish can tomato paste

juice of half a lemon

2 Tbs. Worcerstershire Sauce

1 tsp. dijon mustard

1 tsp. ground cinnamon

1/2 tsp ground nutmeg

2 Tbs. smoked paprika

2 Tbs. fresh thyme, chopped

3 Tbs. fresh parsley, chopped

salt and pepper

Marinara sauce

Chicken stock

6 mini bell peppers, sliced

feta cheese

 

Directions:

I had absolutely no idea how to peel the leaves off of a cabbage. They are on there so tightly. If you have a better method than this, please leave a comment. Bring a huge pot of salted water to a boil. Peel the outer leaves off the cabbage and discard. Cut the base off and shove a carving fork into the bottom. When water is boiling, insert the cabbage and turn it around with the fork for a couple of minutes. Place on a dish towel and try to carefully pry off the leaves. You may have to do this a few times. You want six to eight good leaves.

Place the peeled leaves back into the boiling water and parboil for a few minutes, till they are pliable. Drain and set aside.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking dish with bits of excess cabbage leaves and pour in some chicken stock till they are just covered.

Combine everything but the peppers, feta, marinara and stock.

Spoon the filling into the parboiled cabbage leaves and roll them up, securing with a toothpick if necessary. Place seam-side down in the baking dish. Top with marinara and bell peppers. Cover and bake for one hour. Serve with feta cheese over brown rice or egg noodles.

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