Shake Your Booties!

“All the hotties at the party feeling naughty shake your boobies, yeah
Who likes to rock the party? Who likes to rock the party?
All the ladies with their babies make their babies shake their booties, yeah”



Ok, that’s always what I think of when I think about knitting booties. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, Google it. It’s funny.


I’ve never been a big fan of bootie making. I guess it’s cause they are tiny and you have to make two of them and I really dislike knitting things flat and then stitching them up at the end. I am a knit-in-the-round type of gal.


After downloading the Red Heart Yarn app the other day, I did some bootie searching and found a pattern I actually liked. I went so far as to use the exact yarn in the pattern. They turned out just like the pattern picture!





Don’t tell my husband, but I stole spare buttons off one of his dress shirts. It was a really quick knit. I made one during an episode of Law and Order, so it must have taken two hours to make both. The pattern is free and can be accessed Here. Now I need to give them to a baby so I can see them in action. 




El Jefe Morning Sandwich

My boss and I share an office and yesterday morning he started describing an egg sandwich that sounded delectable. Something about Dave’s Killer Bread, pepper jack cheese and avocado. He mentioned how it was everything you needed in a meal: grain, veggie, calcium and protein.

He had me thinking about it all day. So I texted him yesterday evening to ask how he made it. I made just a couple of adjustments, but boy, this was a yummy breakfast. I’m sorry the photo doesn’t do it justice.
Ingredients:
One slice of Dave’s Killer Bread (or any sort of whole grain bread)
1/4 avocado, thinly sliced
cream cheese
some sort of mild melty cheese (I used Raclette Chevre)
one egg
Cholula hot sauce
Directions:
Lightly toast your bread. Spread the cream cheese on the toast and add the avocado. Top with the cheese. Place in the toaster oven on the broiler setting to get everything all melty. Meanwhile, fry an egg till it’s over medium. Place the egg on top of the cheesy melty toast and douse in Cholula sauce. Best eaten with a knife and fork.

Killer Nachos

Yum! Easy! Here’s how!

Ingredients for Guacamole:
1 ripe avocado
6 cherry tomatoes, chopped
2 tbs cilantro, chopped
juice of 1/2 lime
salt and pepper

Directions:
Combine all the ingredients with a fork

Ingredients for Cheese Sauce:
1 Tbs. butter
1 Tbs. Wondra flour, or regular flour
1/2 cup whole milk
4 slices American cheese

Directions:
In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add the flour and whisk together. Cook for a minute and then add the milk, stirring frequently till thickened. If it’s too thick, add more milk. Add the cheese and stir till cheese is melted.

Chop up two green onions.

Spread some corn chips on a plate. Pour on some of the cheese sauce. Add more chips on top. Add the remaining sauce and sprinkle with green onions. Place the guacamole on top of the nachos. Eat them!

Homemade Basil Pasta with Cherry Tomatoes and More Basil

My friend Kelly and I wanted to make bruschetta today so we asked my dad if we could raid his homegrown basil. My father doesn’t just have an herb garden by the window. He dedicates two thirds of our dining room table to growing his own basil, oregano, thyme, rosemary and now, hot chile peppers. He uses special hot pink LED grow lights for his little herbal infatuation and what he produces are the bushiest, biggest, almost mutant-like herbs and peppers. His basil is no exception.

When we went up to snag some my dad said “It’s either all or nothing” and forced us to butcher his entire crop. We were left with a conundrum — what the heck do we do with all this basil?

Make green pasta, ff course. And top it with more basil. Double of course!

We came up with the brightest green pasta, tossed it with a creamy sauce and then topped it with cherry tomatoes. Amazing!

And here’s how we made it.

Ingredients

For the Pasta:
3 cups flour
3 eggs
3 cups packed basil leaves
1/2 tsp garlic powder
pinch of salt
3 tbs. olive oil
water

For the sauce:
2 Tbs. olive oil
3 Tbs. pine nuts
1 cup cottage cheese
1/2 cup Parmesan
1/2 cup chicken stock
2 Tbs. Wondra flour, or regular flour
salt and pepper
chopped cherry tomatoes
chopped basil

To make the dough:
Add the flour, garlic powder and salt to a food processor and pulse a few times. Add the basil, eggs and oil and start processing. Through the little tube in the top, start slowly pouring in water until a rough ball of dough forms. Turn on to a floured surface and knead for a few minutes, incorporating more flour if it’s too sticky. What you should end up with is a smooth, elastic dough. Place in a bowl and cover with saran wrap for 30 minutes or so.

Set up your pasta roller. If you do not have a roller then this is going to be a long cooking job for you and I recommend putting your dough in the fridge and driving to a store that sells a pasta roller.

Using lemon-sized balls of dough, run it through the largest setting, folding it over itself and adding more flour if necessary. This kneads the dough for you. Make sure the dough isn’t sticky at all during this process. Fold the dough on itself and run it through this setting about seven times. Now start adjusting the rollers thinner and thinner, running the dough through once each time till it’s as thin as you prefer. I like setting 6 on my roller.

Flour each sheet of pasta on both sides and set on a cookie sheet. Repeat with lemon-sized balls of dough till you’ve rolled out all the dough.

Set a large pot of salted water to boil.

In a large saute pan, heat the oil and add the pine nuts, stirring frequently, till they are lightly toasted. Add the chicken stock, cottage cheese, salt and pepper, flour and Parmesan cheese stirring rapidly until it thickens. Turn heat to low.

Meanwhile, run your sheets of pasta through the cutters. I like the fettucini setting because the vermicelli can be stickier sometimes. If your pasta sticks together a little, just separate the noodles when they’ve gone through the cutter and dust with flour. Collect on a tray.

When the water is boiling, add the pasta and stir to make sure noodles don’t stick. Cover the pot till it boils again and then cook the noodles for about 30 seconds. Test a noodle. It should have a bite to it. Before draining the water, reserve about 1/2 cup of the noodle water and add it to the sauce.

Steaming pile of noodle

Drain the noodles and immediately transfer to the saute pan. Turn the heat to med-high and add the tomatoes and chopped basil. Toss till the noodles are well coated and the tomatoes cook a little bit, about 3 minutes.

Enjoy all the hard work you put into making a delicious meal. You deserve it!

Eggplant Parmesan

This recipe is inspired by America’s Test Kitchen, Cooking for Two.
I’ve never been a fan of eggplant, but holy moly, this stuff was GOOD.
Ingredients:
A half batch of Oliver’s Marinara
1 eggplant, about 12 oz.
Four slices of fancy white bread, torn into rough pieces
3/4 cups Parmesan
salt and pepper
3 eggs
1/2 cup flour
1 cup shredded mozzarella
1/2 cup vegetable oil
Directions:
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Make or heat up the sauce. Slice the eggplant into 1/4-inch slices. Toss the bread into a food processor and pulse till fine crumbs are formed. Toss them into a pie pan and mix with 1/2 cup parmesan, salt and pepper.
Whisk the eggs into a separate pie pan.
Put the flour into a large ziploc and add the eggplant slices. Toss them around in the bag till they are evenly coated with flour. Shake off remaining flour. In batches, coat the slices in the egg and then in the breadcrumbs. Set them on a wire rack on top of a rimmed baking sheet.
Heat the oil in a 12-inch oven-proof pan over med-high heat. Add half of the eggplant slices and brown four minutes on each side, or till golden brown. Set them on the wire rack. After browning the second batch, turn off the heat, discard any excess oil in pan and wipe clean with paper towels. 
Coat the bottom of the pan with one cup of sauce. Place slices in the pan, overlapping one on top of the other from the outside to the inside. Top with another cup of sauce, but do not cover the outer edge of the slices so that these will stay crispy and un-soggy.
Top with remaining parmesan and sprinkle the mozzarella on top.
Place in the oven and bake for about 14 minutes, or until the top is slightly browned. Remove from oven and let sit for five minutes before serving.

How to Upholster a Padded Stool

Take a thrift store padded stool and a scrap of fabric and in just a few minutes you’ll have a transformed piece of furniture that’s worthy of your home!

Here’s how.

What you’ll need:
A padded, fabric-covered stool
A piece of awesome fabric that’s a big bigger than the seat of the stool
Screwdriver
Staplegun

Bone color — how neutral!

Directions:

  • First, remove the screws from the stool and set them aside. The seat should easily separate from the frame.
  • Place the seat, padding side down, onto the wrong side of your fabric and cut cut around the cushion leaving about two inches of room. Just make sure there is enough extra fabric to wrap around the cushion on all sides.
  • Make sure your fabric is flat and there are no wrinkles. Staple four edges in place and then start working around the cushion, making gathers if necessary. 
  • Staple all around, double checking the top of the cushion every so often to make sure there are no wrinkles. 
  • Trim any excess fabric.
  • Screw the cushion back onto the frame.

Pizazz!

Ta-da! Ten minute project. The best kind.

Dress Shirt Tote Bag — Tutorial

I just nearly had a heart attack. I went to log in to my blog and it said it had been deleted. Somehow, though it was miraculously restored without any effort, so I’m back on track!

My husband decided to get rid of about 30 dress shirts the other day. I knew crafts were in the making, I just had to decide what craft.
Tote bag!
And here’s how to make it.
Ingredients:
1 large dress shirt
lining fabric, about 1/2 yard
stiff iron-on interfacing
necktie
Directions:
  • Sew the middle of the shirt down so the buttons are in place. There is already a seam to follow, so try to sew on top of that with matching thread. Once you’ve sewed this, you will be unable to unbutton the shirt.
  • Cut your lining fabric into two 15×16-inch rectangles.
  • Do the same for the dress shirt, but you may have to cut them separately since sometimes there are pleats on the top of the back. I made sure the buttons were in the center of the rectangle — so at 7.5 inches. I also had to cut the back rectangle way low on the shirt because there were pleats.
  • Cut the interfacing about 14.25×16.25 inches. It doesn’t have to be exact.
  • Iron the interfacing to the wrong side of the dress shirt material. 
  • Iron down the top edge of the exterior and lining about an inch.
  • Pin the dress shirt material right sides together and sew the sides and bottom. Do the same for the lining.
  • If you’d like your bag to have a flat bottom, then open up the corners of the bottom and iron flat. Then measure about an inch up from the corner and draw a line. Pin the corner down and sew along the line. Then trim the corner off. I turned mine right side out to make sure I sewed them correctly and one of them was actually longer than the other, so I just resewed the short one a little bit higher and it came out just right.
  • Sew the edges and bottom of the lining this way too.
  • Now, turn the exterior right side out and slip the lining inside it, keeping the lining inside out.
  • Pin the top edges in place all around, making sure the lining doesn’t stick out above the exterior.
  • Now you’re going to measure your necktie handles. My husband wanted short handles so I let him figure out the length and had him add 1.5 inches on each end. When he gave me his preferred length I just cut another bit of the tie the same length. One strap will probably be wider than the other because the tie is tapered, but that’s OK by me. I think it’s cool.
  • I measured two inches outward from the buttons and pinned my handles in place. Nestle the edge of the handle between the lining and the exterior fabric so you can’t see any raw edge. Pin it in place near the edge.
  • Stephen also wanted the neck tie to come out of the top and be loose, like the tote back is wearing the tie. I had him measure how long he wanted the tie to fall and then added about 2 inches. Pin it in place so the edge of the tie sticks up. This way, when we sew, the tie can flip down over the seam and hide it.
  • Sew all the way around the top of the bag, leaving about a one-inch seam allowance. Remove all pins and sew another seam around the top, very close to the edge.
  • Stephen wanted to use a tie clip so I used a seam ripper to make a hole where he wanted to put the clip.

Thank You, Anna. I finally made a quilt.

My friend Laura has a new baby boy named Connor and I had just enough time to be inspired and then actually motivated to make him a little quilt to match his monkey-themed crib.

My mom is a whiz quilter, having won countless blue ribbons and judges’ choice awards at the Alaska State Fair. She’s so successful that I’ve never felt quite worthy enough to try and quilt. I lack patience and overall desire for accuracy. But recently my friend Anna made a baby Pooh quilt that was so darling. She said it really wasn’t too tricky.

So one evening I bought some fabric and cut out the squares. At 7 a.m. Saturday I was up and at ’em.  I sewed the top all together. Then I was clueless. Thanks to my mom I was able to pin the top to the fleece back and to create a binding. I didn’t use any batting since the fleece was pretty thick on its own. All in all it was a seven-hour project.

It’s definitely not perfect, but hey, It’s homemade and I’m sure Laura can’t wait to bring Connor home and place him in his monkey crib.

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